the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
(via amirahbella)
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
(via sammmoneill)